A ping on the lan is worth two on the wire

Welcome my minions. Ever wonder why you have to GO OUT to meet people? I mean come on, that is some serious malarchy.People should be flocking to ME in MY house to recognize my awesomeness. I mean, I have my address lurking on the internet somewhere, you guys could Jack it if you really wanted to. Hmm... maybe I should get one of those wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man,then people would know where the party is. But then what if the party got too wild? Someone would inevitabtly burst Mr tubeys bubble, just like throwing a rock Ratbags glass house.in fact what does that expression really mean? How do you use it in a conversation. Maybe it means you are a hypocrite or something? I dont know... but what if you were suicidal and lived in. A glass house? Then would it be GOOD to throw stones?! And what about if people were throwing stones at you in your glass house? Oh, I'm sure you are thinking that it would, in fact be a bad thing. But I'm not talking about normal stones, oh no. I'm talking about diamonds, baby. Just think, put a sign outside your giant glass house that says, "throw a diamond, break a house! (Hemophiliacs live here!)" Rich eccentrics and serial killers would come from all over for a piece of that action, and after the dust settled, I would come in to reap the sparkly profits.