Greetings one and all. You may be scratching your head, drinking your wine, munching your bread,and yet despite your greatest efforts, a proclivity for grasping the truth escapes you. Well fear not, for I have been to the desert. I have danced with the makers and I have obtained enlightenment. No longer am I insomnious. No longer am I a curmudgeon. I am a sultan. A sultan of ping. No longer will you have to worry. No longer will you need to fear. No longer will you need to experience any negative emotions or events at all.
All that is required is a blind acceptance of my words. And you may be a sultan too.
